She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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