is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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