Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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