So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
there is puke in my bra ... again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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