So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Still dying that you shit outside
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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