So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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