it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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