no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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