its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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