Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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