Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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