He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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