would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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