So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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