Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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