I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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