we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just googled if crying burns calories
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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