In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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