no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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