Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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