what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
