I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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