I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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