btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I have post one night stand depression
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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