don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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