come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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