just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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