Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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