What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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