I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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