he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
3 2 1 whiskey
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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