Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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