Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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