Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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