I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
