That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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