There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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