He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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