the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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