Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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