I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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