got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
