You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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