So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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