He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
