i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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