Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
40s are totally the cure
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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