she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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