Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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