You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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