i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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