Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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