Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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