So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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