Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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